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28th-May-2012 02:46 pm - Avengers: Moving The Furniture
Blue Moon Coffee
Title: Moving The Furniture
Fandom: Avengers (movieverse)
Rating: R (Steve/Natasha)
Summary: Steve thinks about sex a lot, and he'd like to have some, if he could just stop being an idiot around the people he'd like to have it with.

( It's not that Steve can't talk to women. )

Fake cut takes you to the fic at Dreamwidth.
17th-May-2012 08:15 am - Avengers: Epilogue
Blue Moon Coffee
Title: Epilogue
Fandom: Avengers (Movieverse)
Rating: PG-13 (for swears!)
Warnings: Spoilers for the movie; also, this is a fixit.
Summary: After the fighting is over, then come the hot baths, ice packs, resurrection from the dead, political maneuvering, and happy endings (not like that, Tony).

( I think I should get a shot, Clint said. )

Fake cut takes you to the fic at Dreamwidth.
Blue Moon Coffee
Title: A Partial Dictionary Of The 21st Century By Captain Steve Rogers, US Army
Fandom: Avengers. Movieverse-ish. Very ish.
Rating: R (Steve/Tony)
Summary: Steve is adapting well to the new millennium, and he has the dictionary to prove it.
Notes: Someone mentioned they could read "Steve explores the 21st Century" all day long, and I could write it all day long, so...

( Steve's uniform used to be leather -- good, hard-wearing, durable and tough to pierce, but still just leather." )

Fake cut takes you to the fic at Dreamwidth.
20th-Mar-2012 03:09 pm - DC Comics: Fake Empires
Blue Moon Coffee
Title: Fake Empires
Rating: PG-13 (Clark/Bruce)
Summary: Bruce Wayne can't possibly be as dumb as he acts, and Clark Kent isn't as ordinary as he appears.
Notes: This was written as payment for losing a bet with [info]bluejeans07. I can't divulge the nature of the bet, but I really just need to stop betting with that woman.
Moar Notes: I don't know the DCverse terribly well -- I haven't read 52, but I've read a portion of the Batman | Superman series. I wanted to do an identity-porn story without having to mess with too much canon, so this is mainly set in an imaginary universe early on in Batman and Superman's association.

( I never did like wearing a tuxedo. Not enough color for me. )
Blue Moon Coffee
Title: Extremely Hot And Currently Female
Rating: R (Tony/Loki)
Fandom: Avengers; kind of a comicsverse/movieverse mashup (aren't they all)
Summary: Tony knows he shouldn't sleep with Loki, it's just sometimes he's drunk and she's female and he forgets why.
Warnings: Everything is clearly consensual, but there is intoxicated sex, unsafe sex, and semi-public sex. WELL IT'S LOKI YOU GUYS COME ON.

( "The first one's a freebie." )

Fake cut takes you to the fic at Dreamwidth.
8th-Mar-2012 01:54 pm - Avengers: Trickster
Blue Moon Coffee
Title: Trickster
Rating: G
Fandom: Avengers Movieverse
Summary: It occurs to Loki that the man who keeps the hounds has even less to fear than the hounds themselves.

( "Would you like to see a trick? )

Fake cut takes you to the fic at Dreamwidth.
15th-Feb-2012 09:38 am - Avengers: Homefront
Blue Moon Coffee
Title: Homefront
Rating: R (Steve/Tony)
Fandom: Avengers (heavy on the Captain America/Iron Man movieverses)
Summary: Steve Rogers is a capable leader, a kind and cheerful man, a good friend, a strong role model, and a loyal soldier. He's also teetering on the edge of suicide.
Warnings: Extensive discussion of grief, PTSD, some talk of suicidal impulses. Unwise drinking practices and some mention of alcoholism.

( It's not that Tony is pissed Clint and Thor got Steve drunk... )

Fake cut takes you to the fic at Dreamwidth.
22nd-Jan-2012 04:56 pm - Avengers: Arms and the Man
Crossover Fic
Title: Arms And The Man
Rating: R (Tony/Steve)
Warnings: Brief mentions of PTSD, some not entirely consensual smooching.
Fandom: Theoretically, Avengers; realistically, Iron Man and Captain America movieverses.
Summary: His best friend keeps cockblocking him, his relationship guru is a computer, and he might be gay. The future is very complicated.
Notes: I don't really read the comics regularly. This is pure movieverse. Hope that's not too jarring...

( There was this woman. )

Fake cut takes you to the fic at Dreamwidth.
12th-Dec-2011 02:08 pm - Works No Longer Actually In Progress.
Blue Moon Coffee
Title: Works No Longer Actually In Progress
Summary: A series of WIPs that I've decided to close the book on. None of these are complete! Don't read them if you don't like WIPs, for God's sake.
Fandoms: White Collar, Suits, Torchwood, Supernatural, Chuck, some Pretender.
Rating: Mostly PG, some R.

( Follow the fake cut to the WIPs! )
27th-Sep-2011 06:25 am - Suits: Come Go With Me
Blue Moon Coffee
Title: Come Go With Me
Rating: PG (Gen)
Fandom: Suits
Summary: Harvey started out in the mail room, but Jessica's always been good at spotting potential.

( It really wasn't any of Jessica's business... )

Fake cut takes you to the fic at Dreamwidth.
1st-Sep-2011 10:30 am - Suits: Quarantine
Blue Moon Coffee
Title: Quarantine
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: None.
Fandom: Suits; Mike/Harvey
Summary: After a client pukes on Mike and dies, Pearson Hardman is put under quarantine. The Associates go feral, the Paralegals build a fort, and Mike ends up in Harvey's office watching Inherit The Wind -- at least until Harvey notices something is wrong...

( "Can I hide in here?" )

Fake cut takes you to the fic at Dreamwidth.
30th-Aug-2011 10:30 am - Suits: Or Down You Fall
Blue Moon Coffee
Title: Or Down You Fall
Rating: R
Fandom: Suits; Mike/Harvey
Warnings: Drug use, consensual sex while intoxicated.
Summary: Drug testing at Pearson Hardman does not have its desired preventative effect.

( Three months to the day after Mike's last drug test, Louis tests him again. )

Fake cut takes you to the fic at Dreamwidth.
21st-Aug-2011 03:03 pm - God's And Satan's Brood
Crossover Fic
Title: God's And Satan's Brood
Fandoms: Suits/American Psycho crossover
Rating: R
Summary: Sean and Patrick Bateman just want Harvey to be part of the family.
Warnings: Mention of drug abuse and rape; attempted incest; profanity and graphic violent imagery.

( ...fortysomething, charming, fit, tanned, with a handsome sweep of brown hair just going grey at the temples, a tailored Prada suit, a Rolex, Grenson leather shoes, Levenger folio case... )

Fake cut takes you to the fic at Dreamwidth.
9th-Aug-2011 10:41 am - White Collar: The Hired Man
Alternate Universe
Title: The Hired Man
Rating: PG-13
Summary: Peter Burke, ex-FBI agent, met Neal Caffrey, thief, during a bar fight. Peter was in need of a job, and Neal was in need of a bodyguard. Everything was going fine until this art-restorer named Elizabeth hired them to steal a statue...
Notes: Do I need to actually say this is an AU? This is an AU. It's based off a short AU I wrote in a post ironically titled 5 AUs Sam Didn't Write.
Warnings: None.

( They met during a bar fight. )

Fake cut takes you to the fic at Dreamwidth.
3rd-Aug-2011 02:30 pm - The Art Of The Ask (White Collar)
Alternate Universe
Title: The Art Of The Ask
Rating: G
Ships: Peter/Elizabeth background
Summary: Fundraising Neal Caffrey style might be exhausting, but it's never going to be boring.
Notes: This story is a happy story with an optional depressing ending. The optional depressing ending will have a header, so you can skip it if you want to. I like people to be voluntary in their misery!

( Back when he was still working for the Bureau, Neal used to say that there was a museum for everything in New York... )

Fake cut takes you to the fic at Dreamwidth.
Alternate Universe
Title: Five White Collar AUs Sam Didn't Write
Rating: Nothing over PG
Warnings: None.
Summary: These are five AUs that could have been long fics, but aren't. One crossover, two alternate histories, and two alternate realities.
Notes: Hell with it, I don't even know how to deal with this show right now, but I had this stuff written...

( Five AUs... )

Fake cut takes you to the fic at Dreamwidth.
3rd-Jun-2011 03:00 pm - Life Noir
Blue Moon Coffee
Title: Life Noir
Fandom: White Collar
Rating: R (Nick Halden/Vincent Adler; Nick Halden/Kate Moreau background)
Warnings: I wouldn't call it dubcon but the sex gets a little unexpectedly rough.
Summary: Noir is popularly defined as a genre "in which no one is innocent".

Part I: Nick
Part II: Vincent
25th-May-2011 08:50 am - Exquisite, Chapter 20
Alternate Universe
Title: Exquisite, Chapter 20
Rating: NC-17
Summary: Neal is finding a place for himself, both at the Bureau and in Peter and Elizabeth's life. Unraveling the mystery of the music box might ruin everything -- but that's a risk he has to take.

( Sunday morning, Elizabeth came downstairs to find Peter and Neal in a heated debate about pastry. )

Fake cut takes you to the fic at Dreamwidth.
24th-May-2011 09:45 am - Exquisite, Chapter 19
Alternate Universe
Title: Exquisite, Chapter 19
Rating: NC-17
Summary: Neal is finding a place for himself, both at the Bureau and in Peter and Elizabeth's life. Unraveling the mystery of the music box might ruin everything -- but that's a risk he has to take.

( Neal slept late on Sunday, and woke to find Mozzie and June playing cards... )

Fake cut takes you to the fic at Dreamwidth.
23rd-May-2011 11:06 am - Exquisite, Chapter 18
Alternate Universe
Title: Exquisite
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: Brief graphic violence.
Summary: Neal is finding a place for himself, both at the Bureau and in Peter and Elizabeth's life. Unraveling the mystery of the music box might ruin everything -- but that's a risk he has to take.

( Peter woke the next morning from crazy dreams... )

Fake cut takes you to the fic at Dreamwidth.
22nd-May-2011 11:50 am - Exquisite, Chapter 17
Alternate Universe
Title: Exquisite, Chapter 17
Rating: NC-17
Summary: Neal is finding a place for himself, both at the Bureau and in Peter and Elizabeth's life. Unraveling the mystery of the music box might ruin everything -- but that's a risk he has to take.

( Neal Caffrey, American, 1980 - , The Forged Frame )

Fake cut takes you to the fic at Dreamwidth.
21st-May-2011 10:46 am - Exquisite, Chapter 16
Alternate Universe
Title: Exquisite, Chapter 16
Rating: NC-17
Summary: Neal is finding a place for himself, both at the Bureau and in Peter and Elizabeth's life. Unraveling the mystery of the music box might ruin everything -- but that's a risk he has to take.

( Neal didn't spend quite as pleasant an evening as Peter. )

Fake cut takes you to the fic at Dreamwidth.
20th-May-2011 11:38 am - Exquisite, Chapter 15
Alternate Universe
Title: Exquisite
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: None.
Summary: Neal is finding a place for himself, both at the Bureau and in Peter and Elizabeth's life. Unraveling the mystery of the music box might ruin everything -- but that's a risk he has to take.

See Exquisite Master List for previous chapters.

( They found Mozzie almost before they knew he was lost. )

Fake cut takes you to the fic at Dreamwidth.
12th-Apr-2011 09:40 am - Eternal Springtime
Alternate Universe
Title: Eternal Springtime
Rating: PG-13
Summary: Neal's spent thirty years dreaming about snowball fights.
Notes: Have you noticed it's always spring on White Collar?

( "Does it seem like winter's been really mild this year?" )

Fake cut takes you to the fic at Dreamwidth.
9th-Apr-2011 08:44 pm - Horse Thieves And Mathematicians
Blue Moon Coffee
Title: Horse Thieves And Mathematicians
Rating: PG-13 (violence, profanity)
Warnings: Some gore.
Summary: Peter was sixteen when he met Reese Hughes for the first time. It may have made an impression.

Part One | Part Two
27th-Mar-2011 03:14 pm - Rematch
Crossover Fic
Title: Rematch
Rating: PG-13 (violence and language)
Warnings: Relatively graphic violence.
Summary: Neal and Sherlock's rematch in London was the high point of the International Law Enforcement Conference -- until Neal's tracker went dark.
Notes: Sequel to Paper Chase

Chapter One | Chapter Two

And, per Paper Chase tradition, I posted some beta quotes for this one, too.
19th-Mar-2011 12:06 pm - Radio Play
Blue Moon Coffee
Title: Radio Play
Rating: So very R (Peter/El/Neal)
Warnings: Exhibitionism/voyeurism; light consensual bondage.
Summary: Neal forgot to turn off his audio transmitter before engaging in some personal business. Well, "forgot"...

( Peter can remember the first time Neal went off his tracker for a case. )

Fake cut takes you to the fic at Dreamwidth.
Alternate Universe
Title: Keep Calm And Carry Crowbars
Rating: PG
Summary: Someone stole billions of dollars in art from Vincent Adler. Neal didn't do it, but he's about to find out who did.
Notes: AU. BIG, SCREAMING AU. I in no way think this is anywhere approaching what's going to happen in canon. Inspired by a thread with [info]darthrami here, but that'll spoil it if you read it first...

( There would be problems. )

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7th-Mar-2011 03:19 pm - Safety Meeting
Blue Moon Coffee
Title: Safety Meeting
Rating: PG
Warnings: None.
Summary: Jones and Diana talk shop, promotions, politics, and the sex lives of their colleagues during the weekly Friday Night Safety Meeting.

( Jones, Diana, Christie, and the Baby Fibbies. )

Fake cut takes you to the fic at Dreamwidth.
26th-Feb-2011 08:36 am - In The Meantime
Blue Moon Coffee
Title: In The Meantime
Rated: G
Warnings: None.
Summary: There's only one thing scarier than Peter Burke...
Notes: While I am perfectly happy with Peter and Elizabeth as a cheerfully child-free couple, it was recently pointed out to me that Neal and Mozzie with Burke Junior would be nothing less than hilarious.

( Ee-o-Eleven... )

Fake cut takes you to the fic at Dreamwidth.
7th-Feb-2011 12:09 pm - Neal Caffrey Versus The BBC
Crossover Fic
Title: Neal Caffrey Versus The BBC
Rating: PG
Warnings: None.
Summary: Neal has a lead on a priceless work of art he wants to recover, and he needs Peter's help.

( Bow ties are cool, Peter. )

Fake cut takes you to the fic at Dreamwidth.
31st-Jan-2011 09:47 am - I Know A Guy Who Knows A Guy
Blue Moon Coffee
Title: I Know A Guy Who Knows A Guy
Rating: R (Neal/Mozzie)
Warnings: None.
Summary: Mozzie has a thing for safehouses and arrogant young con men. Neal has a thing for Mozzie.
BETA CREDIT, JESUS: kicks ass and takes names.

( "Excuse me, sir, are you his partner?" )

Link takes you to the fic at Dreamwidth.
23rd-Jan-2011 01:48 pm - The Seven Man Con
Blue Moon Coffee
Title: The Seven Man Con
Rating: PG-13 (Canon ships only; a bit of Neal -> Other People, but nothing concrete.)
Warnings: None.
Summary: Neal still dreams of the big cons -- but now they have a familiar cast of characters.

Chapter One
Chapter Two
Story Notes


Links take you to the fic at Dreamwidth.
22nd-Jan-2011 02:00 pm - Oh, What A Show
Alternate Universe
Title: Oh, What A Show
Rating: PG (Merlin/Arthur, Gwaine/Ragnell)
Warnings: None.
Summary: Circus Camelot has a building it doesn't own, a trick rider who just ran off to do panto, and a serious sponsor problem. Fortunately, it also has Merlin Emrys, master illusionist, and Arthur Pendragon, prince of tumblers.

Chapter One
Chapter Two
17th-Jan-2011 03:32 pm - Symmetry
Torchwood
Title: Symmetry
Rating: PG
Warning: Discussion of canon minor-character deaths.
Summary: Ianto buys Tosh a drink. It's just symmetry.
Notes: For my <1000 project. Clocks in around 1200 words.

( "Tosh! Tosh, hey, wait a minute." )

Fake cut takes you to the fic at Dreamwidth.
13th-Jan-2011 04:09 pm - Make It Pop
Blue Moon Coffee
Title: Make It Pop
Rating: PG-13 (Tim/Matt)
Warnings: None
Fandom: White Collar RPF.
Summary: "Tim's going to do it" is going to get Matt Bomer in trouble some day.
Notes: Will make much more sense after watching this video of Matt and Tim at Comic-Con, dancing to Tik Tok. Also that may redeem the song Tik Tok for you.

( Comic-Con was insane. )
12th-Jan-2011 09:31 am - Harry Of The Caves
Blue Moon Coffee
Title: Harry Of The Caves
Rating: PG
Warnings: None.
Summary: Merlin doesn't trust this new tournament knight at all.

( Tournament time was always a brilliant time in Camelot. )
11th-Jan-2011 09:21 am - Ben Sherman And The Lion
Blue Moon Coffee
Title: Ben Sherman And The Lion
Rating: PG-13 (for The Swears)
Warnings: None.
Summary: Ben and Cooper get a home invasion call that turns out to be a little more than Ben bargained for.

( The call said "possible intruder"... )
24th-Dec-2010 11:37 pm - Lost Loves
Crossover Fic
Title: Lost Loves
Rating: PG
Notes: This is a crossover, but to explain the other fandoms would seriously ruin everything.
Summary: Neal knows a very sad story about a thief and a sailor. Peter's still stuck on pirates.

( The video footage was inconclusive. )

Fake cut takes you to the fic at Dreamwidth.
20th-Dec-2010 07:40 pm - Bankrobber
Blue Moon Coffee
Title: Bankrobber
Rating: R (Peter/Elizabeth)
Warnings: None
Summary: Peter robbed a bank, Elizabeth stole a painting, crazy hotel sex couldn't be far behind.
BETA CREDIT JESUS: and beta'd the daylights out of this fic (and it loved every minute of it).

( "So you think we can do this?" )

Fake cut takes you to the story at Dreamwidth.
21st-Nov-2010 09:48 am - Exquisite, Chapter 14
Blue Moon Coffee
Title: Exquisite
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: None.
Summary: Neal is finding a place for himself, both at the Bureau and in Peter and Elizabeth's life. Unraveling the mystery of the music box might ruin everything -- but that's a risk he has to take.

( Neal was almost dressed the next morning, just fitting his cufflinks in, when Mozzie called. )
20th-Nov-2010 08:50 am - Exquisite, Chapter 13
Blue Moon Coffee
Title: Exquisite
Rating: NC-17
Summary: Neal is finding a place for himself, both at the Bureau and in Peter and Elizabeth's life. Unraveling the mystery of the music box might ruin everything -- but that's a risk he has to take.

( The next morning, Peter put on the shirt that made his skin look warm and the tie that made his shirt look tacky, asking Neal which knot to tie. )

Fake cut takes you to the fic at Dreamwidth.
19th-Nov-2010 10:31 am - Exquisite, Chapter 12
Blue Moon Coffee
Title: Exquisite
Rating: NC-17
Summary: Neal is finding a place for himself, both at the Bureau and in Peter and Elizabeth's life. Unraveling the mystery of the music box might ruin everything -- but that's a risk he has to take.

( Elizabeth came back from her last trip at two in the afternoon, and didn't expect either Peter or Neal to be at the airport waiting for her. )

Fake cut takes you to the fic at Dreamwidth.
18th-Nov-2010 09:10 am - Exquisite, Chapter 11
Blue Moon Coffee
Title: Exquisite
Rating: NC-17
Summary: Neal is finding a place for himself, both at the Bureau and in Peter and Elizabeth's life. Unraveling the mystery of the music box might ruin everything -- but that's a risk he has to take.

( The day they caught their perp and Sara went home from witness protection, Neal in tow and dutifully carrying her file boxes, they both almost died. )

Fake cut takes you to the fic at Dreamwidth.
17th-Nov-2010 08:55 am - Exquisite, Chapter 10
Blue Moon Coffee
Title: Exquisite
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: None.
Summary: Neal is finding a place for himself, both at the Bureau and in Peter and Elizabeth's life. Unraveling the mystery of the music box might ruin everything -- but that's a risk he has to take.

( Neal had a desk at the FBI, like any real agent, with a computer and a phone and some file folders. )

Fake cut takes you to the story at Dreamwidth.
16th-Nov-2010 08:25 am - Exquisite, Chapter 9
Blue Moon Coffee
Title: Exquisite
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: None.
Summary: Neal is finding a place for himself, both at the Bureau and in Peter and Elizabeth's life. Unraveling the mystery of the music box might ruin everything -- but that's a risk he has to take.

( The request, when it came, startled Peter; he'd been expecting something, but this wasn't it. )

Fake cut takes you to the fic at Dreamwidth.
15th-Nov-2010 10:12 am - Exquisite, Chapter 8
Blue Moon Coffee
A brief note -- this is the eighth chapter of this fic, but the first chapter that deals with the events of S2, so it is the first "new" chapter to be posted. The last seven chapters were posted in a unit over the course of a week, as Chapters 8 - 14 will be. Sorry if this is a trifle confusing. The first seven chapters may be found here.

Title: Exquisite
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: None. (Spoilers through all aired episodes.)
Summary: Neal is finding a place for himself, both at the Bureau and in Peter and Elizabeth's life. Unraveling the mystery of the music box might ruin everything -- but that's a risk he has to take.

( Justice took almost four weeks to conclude their investigation of the explosion... )

Fake cut takes you to the fic at Dreamwidth.
31st-Oct-2010 08:39 am - Never Leave A Trace
Alternate Universe
Title: Never Leave A Trace
Warnings: Violence; triggery language (Neal is referred to as Suicide Caffrey several times, owing to an unfortunate nickname and not any actual tendencies).
Rating: R (language, sexual content -- Peter/Neal/El established)
Summary: Neal Caffrey can steal souls. Peter Burke has two shadows. Everything's normal...except when it isn't.

Part One | Part Two | Part Three

Links take you to the fic at Dreamwidth.
24th-Oct-2010 10:02 am - Advisor To The King
Blue Moon Coffee
Title: Advisor To The King
Rating: R (Sexual content)
Warnings: Brief mentions of character death (Uther, Gaius).
Summary: Arthur is king, and change is in the wind.

Part One | Part Two
17th-Oct-2010 06:39 pm - The Historian
Blue Moon Coffee
Title: The Historian
Rating: PG
Fandom: Eureka
Summary: Dr. Grant is a very pretty mystery, until suddenly he's not. (Grant/Carter)
Warnings: None.

( Hey there, sport... )
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