Such well-mannered perversions ([info]sam_storyteller) wrote,
@ 2007-04-04 23:15:00
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Entry tags:crossovers, doctor who, g - pg, house md

House/Who Crossover: Physician, Heal Thyself. PG, gen


"You look awful. I think you're sick. Got a sore throat?"

"No. And I don't get sick."

"Well, you look sick."

"Why is there stuff coming out of my nose?"

"You've got a cold."

"Nonsense."

"You have. Better get to a doctor."

"I AM a doctor!"

"Yeah, but like...not really."

"I might be."

"Doctor, if you don't take us to see a doctor I'm not going to give you any more tissues."

"But there's stuff! Coming out my nose!"

"Use your sleeve."

"That's just disgusting. Christ, what if it's my brains?"

"It's just snot. See a doctor. You have to know at least a few."

"Right. When a Time Lord's brains start leaking out through his nose, there's only one person to call."

***

"What is it?" Wilson asked, coming up behind House.

"It's a police call box," House replied, studying the blue box in the corner of his office intently. "They were all over London in the fifties."

"Did you buy it or something?"

"No. It just showed up."

"What do you mean? Who delivered it?"

"Nobody. It was just there."

"That's a little weird," Wilson said.

"Wait till you meet my patient," House replied.

END


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[info]anchoredhope
2007-04-05 04:18 am UTC (link)
... grrr. I was looking forward to some, oh, actual interaction after reading the header.
you are such a tease, sam!

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[info]heidi8
2007-04-05 04:19 am UTC (link)
Icon, meet fic. Fic, meet icon.

Two great tastes that taste great together!

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[info]jatam
2007-04-05 04:21 am UTC (link)
hehe, cute!

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[info]phoenixfire_lia
2007-04-05 04:28 am UTC (link)
Oh em gee.

The mind is boggling with possibilities. At the forefront is, "What if House got his hands on a sonic screwdriver?"

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[info]sam_storyteller
2007-04-05 02:43 pm UTC (link)
NO SCREW IS SAFE!

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[info]melayneseahawk
2007-04-05 04:36 am UTC (link)
Awesome!

(And I have no good icons, but I don't care.)

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[info]futuresoon
2007-04-05 05:20 am UTC (link)
I REQUIRE FURTHER.

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[info]sam_storyteller
2007-04-05 02:43 pm UTC (link)
The Doctor is stingy with his inspiration. :D

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where's a cat macro when you need one?
[info]stellabymoor
2007-04-05 06:13 am UTC (link)
MOAR!

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it ain't a cat macro, but...
[info]evilstorm
2007-04-05 06:44 pm UTC (link)


Howzat? 8D

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[info]vampireborg
2007-04-05 06:16 am UTC (link)
GACK, I JUST SNORTED MY TEA. Thanks. :D

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[info]cjk1701
2007-04-05 12:54 pm UTC (link)
But why why why why did you stop right in the middle?

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[info]sam_storyteller
2007-04-05 02:42 pm UTC (link)
Sometimes, it's just better that way. :D

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[info]aimsleydale
2007-04-05 01:26 pm UTC (link)
YAY.

(hee!)

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[info]happi_feet
2007-04-05 02:32 pm UTC (link)
Nooo! You tease us with your drabble!

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[info]garoul
2007-04-05 03:23 pm UTC (link)
The doctor's reaction to his cold is priceless.

...and the new companion is a medical student! Hee, even if the Doctor is not cooperating, I'd love to see the ducklings interact with Martha.

"Have you traveled anywhere exotic recently?"
"Er, Does the moon count?"

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[info]amanuensis1
2007-04-05 04:10 pm UTC (link)
Ah ha ha ha ha. Nothing fazes House, does it. :D

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[info]earthmoon
2007-04-05 06:32 pm UTC (link)
*howls for more House!!!!!!*

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[info]intrikate88
2007-04-05 07:00 pm UTC (link)
ROTFL... this has promise. It'd be just lovely if THIS was a new ep :P

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[info]jazmin_firewing
2007-04-05 08:35 pm UTC (link)
TEASE! *pouts*

Ah, well. What you gave us was good.

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[info]paxluvfelicitas
2007-04-08 04:39 pm UTC (link)
This's the first fanfic I've read since Mardi Gras; it's such a nice way to come back!

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[info]sam_storyteller
2007-04-09 12:20 pm UTC (link)
Hee! Thank you! Give up fic for lent, eh?

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[info]paxluvfelicitas
2007-04-09 03:20 pm UTC (link)
Yup! My fandom-friends had a betting pool going on when I'd crack; I think the favorite time was Tuesday of the second week. It actually wasn't as hard as I thought it was going to be; the only really bad times were when one of your fics popped up on my flist. ^_^

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[info]gwynevere1
2007-04-09 03:05 am UTC (link)
Hi. A friend recced this in my journal when I commented that I'd love to see the TARDIS land in Princeton-Plainsboro.
This was perfect! Thanks for writing it.

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[info]sam_storyteller
2007-04-09 12:20 pm UTC (link)
Glad you liked it! :)

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[info]at_splicken
2007-04-09 05:35 pm UTC (link)
"Christ, what if it's my brains?" XD wow. I just wish there was more. :D

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[info]shebit
2008-03-14 12:30 pm UTC (link)
Not even House deserves the Doctor as a patient.

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