OMG, I was gonna wait until the last chapter to comment, but my god! You write great House!Fic. God, I love the acting stupid part of relationships too. I love that Cameron and Foreman don't believe that House and Wilson could be a couple, but Chase is all, "Get down with it bitches, cuz it's so happening". Ok, now I'm off for more delicious fun!
House grinned. He was enjoying this on so many levels, not the least of which was Wilson's total lack of clue about how to handle it. Two spots of color appeared on Wilson's cheeks.
"You're staring at me," he whispered.
"No, I'm laughing at you," House whispered back.
Poifick, Sam. Poifick. Seriously, that was just a section that I could hear in their voices, and I could see exactly how they would act it, and I'm so impressed.
The thousand Starbucks baristas line is brilliant, but what I love about the whole thing is the ducklings trying to do a differential diagnosis on House.
He put the coffee in the microwave and pressed the minute-plus button. A thousand Starbucks baristas screamed out in agony, and then were silent.
hahahaha. I had this exact same thought when he poured last nights coffee, and then I read on and found this line. Even funnier because I *am* a Starbucks barista :D
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April 15 2006, 01:30:55 UTC 6 years ago
April 15 2006, 01:58:52 UTC 6 years ago
April 15 2006, 03:35:04 UTC 6 years ago
Those are some weird ass euphemisms, but somehow, they make sense...
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April 15 2006, 05:32:11 UTC 6 years ago
I'm a diagnostician, that means I tell people what's wrong with them, which is the best job ever. OMG, so true. *loves this line*
THEY ARE USING THE COMA GUY'S LUNCH TRAY. *adores this*
Also, I adore what Chase did after his exams. And his use of the word 'nookie'.
And what they do with MRIs is just so incredibly them, and delicious, and snickerful.
April 15 2006, 15:36:53 UTC 6 years ago
April 15 2006, 17:00:17 UTC 6 years ago
Forget the rest of the story, this line ALONE makes it the best fic ever! :D
April 15 2006, 21:11:48 UTC 6 years ago
HAHAHAHA!
Also: "You're just messing with me. You are, aren't you? I'm trying to have a serious conversation about intubation and you're messing with me."
Classic. :)
April 16 2006, 16:58:23 UTC 6 years ago
April 16 2006, 22:57:53 UTC 6 years ago
April 17 2006, 05:17:17 UTC 6 years ago
*snerk* They so would too.
You bring joy to my day sam!
April 17 2006, 13:58:01 UTC 6 years ago
Sam, you just made my monday not so monday-ish! Many thx!
April 18 2006, 01:59:05 UTC 6 years ago
April 20 2006, 02:44:17 UTC 6 years ago
"Forty-two," she said.
"I could kill her," he offered.
So very House.
April 20 2006, 16:44:19 UTC 6 years ago
"You're staring at me," he whispered.
"No, I'm laughing at you," House whispered back.
Poifick, Sam. Poifick. Seriously, that was just a section that I could hear in their voices, and I could see exactly how they would act it, and I'm so impressed.
MORE HOUSE FIC PLEASE.
April 24 2006, 09:18:08 UTC 6 years ago
April 24 2006, 14:39:46 UTC 6 years ago
BWAHAHAHAHAH!!!
Oh, man. That made my morning.
April 25 2006, 19:48:34 UTC 6 years ago
ROFL!!!
This story is terrific!
April 28 2006, 13:26:53 UTC 6 years ago
That was the dirtiest comment ever. Except for maybe 'Do I give good incident?' Moving on to the next chapter.
May 13 2006, 22:21:38 UTC 6 years ago
AHAHAHAHA. *next chapter*
June 6 2006, 03:02:37 UTC 5 years ago
XDDDD
*continues*
July 21 2006, 18:23:17 UTC 5 years ago
September 21 2006, 15:33:16 UTC 5 years ago
"Did you mean that the pelvic exams were to cover for your preference for intubation, or did you mean intubating my patient in particular?"
Snort!
Loved this when I read upon first posting and love it again when revisiting via the crack_van!
February 26 2007, 18:47:53 UTC 5 years ago
hahahaha. I had this exact same thought when he poured last nights coffee, and then I read on and found this line. Even funnier because I *am* a Starbucks barista :D
July 23 2008, 23:08:46 UTC 3 years ago
July 27 2009, 05:26:02 UTC 2 years ago
and
"No MRIs on Wilson so you two can giggle at pictures of his brain!" Cuddy called as she departed.
made me giggle and flail in a highly joyous manner. Win.
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