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| Title: If We Haven't Got Nightingales, Glenn Miller Will Suffice Rating: PG. If you aren't old enough to read sex scenes you probably aren't old enough to recognise the sex scene in this fic. Characters: Team, Gerald and Harriet, assorted minor OCs, the Hub Pairing: Ahahahaha ahem. Jack/Hub. No, for serious. Plus also Jack/Ianto, but you know. That's canon and stuff. Spoilers: Through 2.09, Something Borrowed. Summary: In which Gerald Carter is distinctly annoyed, Ianto Jones goes exploring, Lisa Hallet is the cause of a falling-out, Owen Harper contemplates new digs, Jack Harkness has sex (with architecture), Gwen Cooper weds, and Glenn Miller plays.( If We Haven't Got Nightingales, Glenn Miller Will Suffice ) | |
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| Title: Headcase Fandom: Torchwood Rating: PG; Jack/Ianto implied Summary: Concussions are hardly unknown in their line of work. Author's Notes: Written for villainny, poor concussed thing. Quite short, by my standards anyway; just under 350 words. ( Headcase ) | |
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| Title: Trying to Communicate Rating: PG Characters: Team, hints of Jack/Ianto Spoilers: Through 2.07, Dead Man Walking Summary: There's an alien in the Hub, and it's trying to communicate. This borders perilously on crackfic. ( There was a sentence he never thought he'd think. ) | |
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| Title: Hard Bargain Fandom: Torchwood Rating: G. (wow, I know) Characters: Pre-pilot Team (Jack, Suzie, Owen, Tosh, Ianto) Spoilers: None, so far as I can tell. Summary: Pterodactyl-hunting in the Welsh countryside nets Jack Harkness an unexpected ally. ( Hard Bargain )
Title: Zero-Sum Fandom: Torchwood Rating: PG-13 Characters: Jack/Ianto implied Spoilers: Through 2.08, A Day In The Death. Summary: "I don't think that anyone has ever questioned my manners in bed before. Restaurants, cars, the course of my duties, but never in bed." "I'm not surprised. I doubt many were around long enough afterwards."Notes: This arose from a discussion spiderine and I had here. ( Ianto. A word please. ) | |
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| Title: Lambert & Butler Rating: PG Summary: Well, when coffee, alcohol, and sex fail us...Pairing: Strictly speaking, gen Owen and Ianto; Jack/Ianto implied. Notes: Spoilers for everything up through 2.08, A Day In The Death. This was in my head, but probably would never have been written down if not for this macro popping up in ihazastopwatch today. I mean, come on. That's some kind of sign. ( After Owen spent three days sulking... ) | |
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| Title: Wish Rating: G Fandom: Pushing Daisies Summary: Ned still believes that if you blow out all the candles you might get your wish. Notes: I wrote this a while ago and just now rediscovered it on the Flashdrive Of Doom. It's part of a longer piece but the longer piece didn't work out so well, so I shortened and tightened it. Tadaa! ( The Piemaker often wondered how he could be so fortunate and so unfortunate at once. ) | |
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| Title: The Rules of Torchwood Three Characters: Team Spoilers: Through 2.13. Rating: PG, Gen. Author's Notes: Credit to nardo218 for the Matrix screen saver line. Also, ak_alterego has created a graphical version of this with awesome handwriting and layout. If you'd like to comment, you can do so here.Summary: Imagine, if you will, a raw recruit to Torchwood, stood purposefully in front of a large whiteboard in a corner of the Hub.
"Memorize them," Ianto tells him, claps him on the shoulder, and wanders off.( THE RULES OF TORCHWOOD THREE )( Updated for 2.13, Exit Wounds. ) | |
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| Title: Karma Fandom: House, MD Rating: G Summary: This came about when I was watching Grey's Anatomy while they studied for their medical boards. It's short and pointless, and that's pretty much it. ( Darling, send the waitress away... ) | |
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| Title: Unfinished Business (House/Grey's Anatomy crossover, incomplete) Rating: PG for language. Summary: House wreaks havoc in Seattle Grace Hospital. Notes: This was jossed violently by the last few episodes of Grey's Anatomy, so I'm posting what I have. I don't intend to finish it. Write your own ending, it's fun and enjoyable! :D Handy that one of the six icons saved after my paid account expired is the Crossover icon. :D ( Guess what I just did. ) | |
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| Title: Close Encounter Rating: G Notes: Crossover Heroes fic, but saying what the cross is would kind of spoil the surprise. Short short, just a double-drabble. ( Close Encounter ) | |
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| Title: True Crime Fandom: Harry Potter Notes: Gen, PG for a little gore. Snape-centric. Inspired by my Random Wiki Link. ( True Crime )Title: King and Cavalier Fandom: Harry Potter Notes: Harry/Hermione/Viktor, R for sex. Inspired by a challenge ("Choose from the words: Ron, Viktor, Narcissa, knife, cavalier, body heat, young"). ( King and Cavalier ) | |
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| Rating: PG Fandoms: CSI/Dexter Summary: Gil Grissom meets a young forensics expert from Miami and uncovers an intriguing puzzle. ( Meeting Of The Minds ) | |
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| Title: Nothing Constant, Ch. 3 Rating: PG, probably upgrading to R eventually Fandoms: Lovejoy (by Jonathan Gash), Hellblazer (featuring John Constantine), Lord Peter Wimsey (by Dorothy L Sayers) Summary: Lovejoy has never met an antique human being before, but John Constantine has bigger worries on his mind than what one divvy thinks. Lord Death Bredon Wimsey has a book he wants, but that poor antique book is only the beginning of the trouble for the three men caught in its grip. Note: Some people may have noticed that these chapters are far shorter than my normal chapter-length; because I'm doing this mainly for my own amusement, I basically write until I come to a likely stopping place and then post. So it's not your imagination :D Chapter 1 - Chapter 2( An extremely effective calling card. ) | |
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| Title: Nothing Constant, ch. 2 Rating: PG, probably upgrading to R eventually Fandoms: Lovejoy (by Jonathan Gash), Hellblazer (featuring John Constantine), Lord Peter Wimsey (by Dorothy L Sayers) Summary: Lovejoy has never met an antique human being before, but John Constantine has bigger worries on his mind than what one divvy thinks. Lord Death Bredon Wimsey has a book he wants, but that poor antique book is only the beginning of the trouble for the three men caught in its grip. ( 'You can't be half a divvy.' 'Technically, you can.' ) | |
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| Fic in progress; this'll be updated sporadically in segments, probably. Title: Nothing Constant, part 1 Rating: PG, probably upgrading to R eventually Fandoms: Lovejoy (by Jonathan Gash), Hellblazer (featuring John Constantine), Lord Peter Wimsey (by Dorothy L Sayers) Summary: Lovejoy has never met an antique human being before, but John Constantine has bigger worries on his mind than what one divvy thinks. Lord Death Bredon Wimsey has a book he wants, but that poor antique book is only the beginning of the trouble for the three men caught in its grip. ( Lovejoy, Meet Constantine. ) | |
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| Title: Three Hires Rating: PG Fandom: House MD Summary: The hiring of the Ducklings, through Chase's point of view. A touch of Chase->Cameron, no spoilers. ( Three Hires ) | |
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| Summary: House and Wilson don't need very many words. ( Guy Talk ) | |
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| Rating: PG. Summary: House wants to fix things he can't, for the first time in a long time. Notes: Um. I feel weird about this one, because I'm writing about someone with a very serious mental illness and House makes very light of it. Please know that I have every respect for people with mental illness; I've tried to convey that through Wilson's POV, but I'm not sure it came across. ( Brotherly Love ) | |
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| Rating: G Fandom: House MD/Harry Potter crossover. Summary: House has a weird coma case on his desk and a crazy guy in his clinic rounds. Also fantasies of a remote mute button for Foreman. NOTE: This would suck less if I had more time to spend on it, but there is too much fanfic out there waiting to be written. ( Challenge ) | |
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| Note: This takes place in a mildly alternate universe at some point after Going Postal. ( Dame Rumour: Prologue ) | |
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| Note: This story is an Alternate Universe story officially, rather than being "mildly AU to canon". It takes place during Men At Arms, canonically, and retcons both MAA and Guards!Guards!. ( Transformations ) | |
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| Note: This takes place in an alternate universe, a few years after the events of Night Watch.( Changes ) | |
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| Note: This fanfiction is moderately AU to the canonical series and does not fit within my Discworld timeline of fanfics. It takes place at some point after Night Watch. ( In The Blood 1 of 2 ) | |
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| Note: This fanfiction is moderately AU to the canonical series and does not fit within my Discworld timeline of fanfics. It takes place about twenty-three years after Going Postal.( The Philosophy of Romance ) | |
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| Note: This fanfiction is moderately AU to the canonical series and does not fit within my Discworld timeline of fanfics. It takes place at some point far after Night Watch.( Some Buggers ) | |
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| This comes after The Night Watch in the book timeline and after The Mare in my fanfiction timeline. ( Defender of the Crown ) | |
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| This falls after Night Watch in the books and Either Way in my fanfictional timeline.( The Policeman's Ball ) | |
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| This falls sometime after The Night Watch in the books and after Maybe It's the Uniform in my fanfictional timeline. It was originally posted as two separate stories, Either Way and Afterburn. ( Either Way ) | |
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| This fanfic falls after Night Watch in the books and Owed in my fanfiction timeline.The first time I read Night Watch, I was intrigued by the quote which eventually inspired this fanfic; the first time it was suggested to me in a review, I laughed and shrugged it off, but the seed was planted. ( Maybe It's The Uniform ) | |
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| This falls after The Night Watch in the books and after The Great Morporkian Pastime in my fanfiction timeline.( Patterns ) | |
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| The dates of the last few in the Vimes line are taken from my personal annotations on the Discworld Timeline, which can be found in unaltered form at the L-Space Web. It assumes that Vimes is barely over forty when first we meet him in Guards! Guards!
This occurs after -- and before -- The Night Watch, and falls after The New Verse in my personal fanfiction timeline. ( Bloodline ) | |
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| Notes: To keep rhythm, "Eorle" is pronounced "Earl". Ahaha, Mr. Pratchett, that's a good one... I encourage reviewers to join in with their own verses. ( The New Verse ) | |
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