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| Title: The Tin Box Rating: PG-13 (all images are worksafe) Summary: Jack goes down in history. And he has the photos to prove it. Author's Notes: Thanks to Gypsy, Foxy, Amandr, Nick, Claire, Spider, C, and Thad for providing photos, inspiration, and encouragement (AND BETAS, JESUS). I know not all of these manips are perfect, but I learned a lot while doing them. If you click on each photo, there's a link to the same photo at my gallery, with commentary on my process and my thoughts. Some are more sublime than others. ( The Tin Box ) | |
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| Title: Writ In Water Rating: PG-13 Summary: "Time isn't an archive, with neat little files and labels. It's just this...heap of things that happened. You pull something off the bottom, you knock some things over. That's why we live with our messes." Notes: Written for the final round of writerinadrawer. Thanks to 51stcenturyfox for beta sparkles. Theme: Getting clean; added element, a board game. Word Count: Less than 4500 Score: 1 (+12, -11). Won the round and, thus, the game. Here lies one whose name was writ in water.-- Gravestone epitaph of John Keats ( Writ In Water ) | |
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| Title: We Have No Protocol For This Rating: PG-13 Summary: What, you thought bodyswap machines would be fun sex toys? Notes: Written for round 9 of writerinadrawer. Thanks to 51stcenturyfox for beta sparkles. I'd been writing really sort of dark fic, and I thought I'd do something light and bantery for a change. This resulted in my second ever negative score. Oops? :D Theme: Bodyswap; added element, a piece of candy. Word Count: Less than 1200 Score: -1 (+1, -2) ( We Have No Protocol For This ) | |
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| Title: Tuesday the 17th Rating: PG-13 Summary: Ianto and Jack begin to reach an understanding in the aftermath of Cyberwoman. Notes: Written for round 8 of writerinadrawer. Thanks to 51stcenturyfox for beta sparkles. Theme: Use a title from Psych, the TV show; added element, one fruit and one vegetable Word Count: Less than 1000 Score: 2 (+3, -1) ( Tuesday the 17th ) | |
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| Title: On The Run From The Lunar Mafia Rating: PG-13 (language) Summary: Gareth David-Lloyd's quiet evening is interrupted by time travel. And robots. Notes: This is without a doubt the most ridiculous thing I have ever written. I was actually going to make it a semi-serious piece, and then...this came out. I don't even know, you guys. BLAME: hija_paloma is to blame for this, as illustrated here. 51stcenturyfox beta'd this hard. cruentum convinced me to post it. THEY ARE BAD PEOPLE. ( On The Run From The Lunar Mafia ) | |
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| Title: The Harkness Variations Rating: PG-13 (violence, innuendo) Summary: Ten ways Jack's life could have been different -- some better, some worse, for him and for others. Warnings: Character death. #10 has very, very mild CoE spoilers (translation: Not THAT character). BETA CREDIT JESUS: 51stcenturyfox beta'd the hell out of this. ( The Harkness Variations ) | |
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| Spoilers: Children of Earth, Day One Rating: Uh. Um. Strong PG-13? Ianto/Gwen/Jack. Summary: Surely, given that Ianto had made his own peace with Jack and Gwen's bizarre sexless love affair, they had known they were having it. Notes: BETA CREDIT!! 51stcenturyfox beta'd this leik whoa for me. ( Price ) | |
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| Title: Wonders Never Cease Rating: R for safety. TEH SEX OMG. Summary: Kissing the Doctor isn't like kissing other people. Coda to 3.02, The Shakespeare Code. Doctor/Will Shakespeare. He knows how little room there is in there For crude and futile animosities And how much for the joy of being whole, And how much for long sorrow and old pain. -- Edwin Arlington Robinson, "Ben Jonson Entertains A Man From Stratford" ( William was working. ) | |
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| Two short fics I found in my post-Hack excavations; thought I'd stash them here. Title: What's Good For Vorenus Fandom: Rome Rating: PG-13 Summary: Titus Pullo wants what's good for his Centurion. (Pullo/Vorenus) First posted 11.14.2005( Titus Pullo is not as stupid as he looks... )Title: I'm Having A Vision Fandom: The Dead Zone Rating: PG-13 Summary: Bruce knew he was in trouble when Sara mistook his date for Johnny. (Bruce->Johnny) ( Bruce knows Johnny better than anyone... ) | |
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| Title: The Theory of Two Centres Pairings: Canon. Set post-S2. Summary: Ianto Jones woke up in a bed that wasn't his, in a flat that wasn't his, with a headache he definitely didn't remember deserving. Notes: Thanks to la_rainette, adina_atl, and spiderine for advice on fighting, firearms, italics, titles, eggs, and grammar. All are important! Chapter Seven( Chapter Eight ) | |
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| Title: The Theory of Two Centres Pairings: Canon. Set post-S2. Summary: A scholar who carries a gun. Yes, I understand. It's very hard to be both. To want to know, and to know that you can't know, that sometimes the cost of knowing is too high. Notes: Thanks to la_rainette, adina_atl, and spiderine for advice on fighting, firearms, italics, titles, eggs, and grammar. All are important! Chapter Six( Chapter Seven ) | |
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| Title: The Theory of Two Centres Pairings: Canon. Set post-S2. Summary: This is the JOKE chapter that I used in a Hallowe'en prank. It is NOT THE REAL CHAPTER SEVEN. Notes: Thanks to la_rainette, adina_atl, and spiderine for advice on fighting, firearms, italics, titles, eggs, and grammar. All are important! Chapter Six( Chapter Seven ) | |
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| Title: The Theory of Two Centres Pairings: Canon. Set post-S2. Summary: "Water pistols," Ianto observed. "We're going to save the world using water pistols." Notes: Thanks to la_rainette, adina_atl, and spiderine for advice on fighting, firearms, italics, titles, eggs, and grammar. All are important! Chapter Five( Chapter Six ) | |
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| Title: The Theory of Two Centres Pairings: Canon. Set post-S2. Summary: Well, there was the comforting thought that perhaps he hadn't been mad before and was now going mad, because Ianto Jones had always been good at taking two bad situations and combining them. Notes: Thanks to la_rainette, adina_atl, and spiderine for advice on fighting, firearms, italics, titles, eggs, and grammar. All are important! Chapter Four( Chapter Five ) | |
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| Title: The Theory of Two Centres Pairings: Canon. Set post-S2. Summary: "And I miss it so fucking much," Jack said brokenly. "And I have for so long -- " Notes: Thanks to la_rainette, adina_atl, and spiderine for advice on fighting, firearms, italics, titles, eggs, and grammar. All are important! ( Chapter Three ) | |
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| Title: The Theory of Two Centres Pairings: Canon. Set post-S2. Summary: There are things you and Jack don't talk about, but he'd probably really like it if you helped him on with his coat. It's something you used to do. Notes: Thanks to la_rainette, adina_atl, and spiderine for advice on fighting, firearms, italics, titles, eggs, and grammar. All are important! Chapter One ( Chapter Two ) | |
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| Title: Not What You're Thinking Summary: Gwen can't help but ask. Ianto can't quite resist telling. Rating: PG-13 Ships/Characters: Jack/Ianto, Gwen, Tosh. Notes: Coming up with this made me feel like a god damned genius. I love a tidy fanfic. *dusts hands* ( Not What You're Thinking ) | |
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| Title: The Stainless Steel Rat Lives Forever Authors: copperbadge and madripoor_roseFandoms: Torchwood and the Stainless Steel Rat series of novels. Rating: PG-13 Summary: It was a quiet Tuesday afternoon when a beautiful, heavily armed woman fell through the Rift, and Jack swore in Esperanto and tried to hide under his desk.( The Stainless Steel Rat Lives Forever ) | |
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| Title: No Word For Yes Rating: PG-13 for shenanigans Summary: Someday he will have a Jack-to-English dictionary. Though it will contain more than just the words, he supposes. And be unsuitable for children. Notes: Spoilers for Torchwood post-S2, Doctor who post-S4, with Torchwood S3 casting speculation. Thanks to adina_atl for betareading. ( No Word For Yes ) | |
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| Title: Edgar van Scyoc Presents: Doctor Who (Sequel to Second City Torchwood) Rating: PG-13 (mainly for language) Summary: The American sci-fi drama Torchwood has been renewed for a second season. Its spinoff show, Doctor Who, is much anticipated by fans and critics alike. Managing the actors and getting scripts out on time is nothing new for executive producer Edgar van Scyoc and head writer Ellis Graveworthy, but their own relationship is evolving as well. Follow along as Torchwood defends Chicago from alien gamblers, mad scientists, tentacle monsters, and other menaces, while the Doctor visits the end of the world, a new New York, and eras of time long-past on Earth. Credit: Sketches by Mia Lee were done by bluejeans07. Most of the manips were done by me, though often the images for the manips were taken from google. Special thanks to everyone who helped with casting for Torchwood. Also thanks to hija_paloma, who let me bounce ideas off her and made interesting observations about my manips. ( Chapter One ) | |
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| Title: Edgar van Scyoc Presents: Doctor Who Rating: PG-13 (mainly for language) Summary: As Torchwood's Owen Harper weakens and Tosh and Tommy improve relations with USPAT, the Doctor comes up against one of his oldest enemies. In the meantime, Ellis gives dramatic readings, Edgar gives interviews, and Mia takes every opportunity to make gentle fun. And a new cast member joins the Torchwood crew, a blues-playing Welshman who is very far from home. ( Chapter Two ) | |
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| Title: Edgar van Scyoc Presents: Doctor Who Rating: PG-13 (mainly for language) Summary: Doctor who, gaining in its reputation as the Scariest Show on Television, brings stories of the first manned lunar landing and creatures who live in the darkness to the television, while Torchwood adapts to a team member without a body and Jack begins to face up to his past with the arrival of Captain John Hart. A Christmas Crossover brings the two shows together, and Edgar and Ellis face up to a few truths of their own. Author's Notes: The book Ellis Graveworthy reads from is called Recycling Shakespeare, by Charles Marowitz. It was written yea these many years ago, and it is my secret belief that the internet term "wank" originated with someone who had read his works. ( Chapter Three ) | |
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| Title: Edgar van Scyoc Presents: Doctor Who Rating: PG-13 (mainly for language) Summary: Torchwood and Doctor Who team up for a three-week crossover series with Dalek invasions, long-lost family, space battles, and plenty of Doctor Who mythology. Meanwhile, Edgar and Ellis attempt to maintain some semblance of a personal life. ( Chapter Four ) | |
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| Title: Edgar van Scyoc Presents: Doctor Who Rating: PG-13 (mainly for language) Summary: Gareth David-Lloyd joins the Doctor Who cast as Ross Jenkins, helping the Doctor rescue displaced hospitals and meeting William Shakespeare while Torchwood battles alien "werewolves" and confronts victims of the Rift. Meanwhile, Edgar van Scyoc shows off his new tattoo -- and Edgar and Ellis must make some hard decisions when their relationship is threatened by the press. ( Chapter Five ) | |
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| Title: Edgar van Scyoc Presents: Doctor Who Rating: PG-13 (mainly for language) Summary: With the Torchwood and Doctor Who seasons drawing to a close, we find Torchwood crossing dimensions and picking up stray physicists, while the Doctor, Rose, and Ross battle fire monsters in ancient Pompeii. Tosh has some new information to consider after meeting an alternate-universe Owen, and Professor Arthur Yana may be more than he appears... ( Chapter Six ) | |
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| Title: Edgar van Scyoc Presents: Doctor Who Rating: PG-13 (mainly for language) Summary: Torchwood is prepared to confront the man who was Professor Arthur Yana, now revealed to be a Time Lord bent on dominating Earth as his first step towards the stars. They have never needed the Doctor's help more than they do now, but the Doctor is in hiding as a human, with only Ross and Rose to protect him from a race of ruthless hunters. Behind the scenes, Edgar and Ellis receive a very surprising visitor, and Edgar makes a decision about his relationship with his head writer. ( Chapter Seven ) | |
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| Title: Naked Rating: PG-13, for...naked, I guess. :D Summary: Jack thinks this is all about him (Jack would). That's okay.Authors' Notes: This is a sort of sequel, sort of coda to "Dresser". I was hesitant to post it because I love Dresser and it stands so well on its own, but there it was, waiting to be written. I've done a little tiny bit of handwaving in the last section, but only to correct a random canonical plot hole. :D ( Naked ) | |
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| Title: Second City Torchwood, Part I: Episodes 1x01 - 1x07 Rating: PG-13 for language Summary: When Mayor Daley's special investigation unit, Torchwood, steals Chicago PD Officer Gwen Cooper's crime scene, she decides to find out everything she can about them. But she may get more than she bargained for when Captain Harkness -- who isn't even American! -- sends his errand boy Ian to scare her off. Author's Notes: This universe is predicated on the idea that neither the original Torchwood nor Doctor Who exist in this universe; it is speculation about how Torchwood would be handled by an American network, albeit an American network with a reasonably intelligent producer at the helm. Credit: A lot of the credit for this belongs to technosage, who cooked up the original concept with me. I totally stole your twins idea. :D hija_paloma and juniper200 and bluejeans07 all helped me bat ideas around as well. Thanks to aunty_marion for post-production beta. Come and show me another city with lifted head singing so proud to be alive and coarse and strong and cunning. ( Second City Torchwood, Part I: 1x01 - 1x07 ) | |
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| Title: Second City Torchwood, Part II: Episodes 1x08 - 1x14 Rating: PG-13 for language Summary: As its creators do battle with their critics, Torchwood continues to flourish. Together the Torchwood team will encounter the terrifying Lonely God known as the Doctor, find and lose travelers from the past, and encounter aliens both benign and malevolent. Fierce as a dog with tongue lapping for action, cunning as a savage pitted against the wilderness... ( Second City Torchwood, Part II: 1x08 - 1x14 ) | |
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| Title: Second City Torchwood, Part III: Episodes 1x15 - 1x20 Rating: PG-13 for language Summary: In the final sweeping episodes of the season Jack and Tosh are flung backwards in time only to encounter the Doctor, while the rest of the team works frantically to save them -- and then to save themselves from the Rift, thrown wide and producing monsters out of their worst nightmares. Meanwhile, behind the scenes, the Torchwood creative team still has many obstacles to overcome. Under the smoke, dust all over his mouth, laughing with white teeth, Under the terrible burden of destiny laughing as a young man laughs ( Second City Torchwood, Part III: 1x15 - 1x20 ) | |
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| Title: The Rules Of Torchwood Three: Nicholas Redux 1 of 4 Rating: PG-13 for shenanigans and greenhouses. Characters: Jack, Team, OMC. Canon pairings. Summary: After Jack disappears, Torchwood hires a new tea boy -- someone to fetch and carry and take some of the burden off Ianto's shoulders. Nicholas knows his place is in the shadows, but he watches and listens as the dramas of Torchwood play out around him. And he learns all the rules. Notes: AU for the second season, but only slightly. Spoilers through 2.12. Hopefully, if I've done this right, it will be a sketch of characters as seen through new eyes, rather than a horrifying Gary Stu. Let's cross our fingers, shall we? Chapter One | Chapter Two | Chapter Three | Chapter Four( We Do Not Mess With The Rift. ) | |
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| Title: The Rules Of Torchwood Three: Nicholas Redux 2 of 4 Rating: PG-13 for shenanigans and greenhouses. Characters: Jack, Team, OMC. Canon pairings. Summary: After Jack disappears, Torchwood hires a new tea boy -- someone to fetch and carry and take some of the burden off Ianto's shoulders. Nicholas knows his place is in the shadows, but he watches and listens as the dramas of Torchwood play out around him. And he learns all the rules. Notes: AU for the second season, but only slightly. Spoilers through 2.12. Chapter One | Chapter Two | Chapter Three | Chapter Four( Unauthorised Police Public Call Boxes are required to give advance notice before arrival. ) | |
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| Title: The Rules Of Torchwood Three: Nicholas Redux 3 of 4 Rating: PG-13 for shenanigans and greenhouses. Characters: Jack, Team, OMC. Canon pairings. Summary: After Jack disappears, Torchwood hires a new tea boy -- someone to fetch and carry and take some of the burden off Ianto's shoulders. Nicholas knows his place is in the shadows, but he watches and listens as the dramas of Torchwood play out around him. And he learns all the rules. Notes: AU for the second season, but only slightly. Spoilers through 2.12. Chapter One | Chapter Two | Chapter Three | Chapter Four( At the first sign of disembodied music of any kind... )( Rewrite and update for season 2 finale. ) | |
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| Title: The Rules Of Torchwood Three: Nicholas Redux 4 of 4 Rating: PG-13 for shenanigans and greenhouses. Characters: Jack, Team, OMC. Canon pairings. Summary: After Jack disappears, Torchwood hires a new tea boy -- someone to fetch and carry and take some of the burden off Ianto's shoulders. Nicholas knows his place is in the shadows, but he watches and listens as the dramas of Torchwood play out around him. And he learns all the rules. Notes: Spoilers through 2.13. This chapter is entirely AU and will be sidelined in favour of canon when canon returns next season. Credit for the Whenkipedia goes to fyrdrakken, who suggested the idea in the comments to the original Rules Of Torchwood Three. First Posted 4.6.08Chapter One | Chapter Two | Chapter Three | Chapter Four( Scalpels are not steak knives. Scalpels are not letter openers. ) | |
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| Title: The Rules of Social Conduct Rating: On the strong side of PG-13. Summary: Torchwood has many rules, sometimes contradictory, dictating the love lives of its employees. Jack's made it a personal mission to break them all. Note: Set during S2, pre-Reset, in the Rulesvrese, so these are scenes that could or did occur during The Rules of Torchwood Three. Characters: Team; canon ships; various/OMC. ( The Rules of Social Conduct ) | |
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| Title: Carnival Show Rating: PG-13ish. Scary stuff, violence, some (canon) slash. Characters: Team; Jack/Ianto, a hint of Tosh/Owen. Summary: Something has gone horribly wrong at the Electro Cinema. As it falls through time, the team must find a way to escape without Jack's help -- or at any rate, without their Jack's help. Author's Notes: While I by no means disliked "From Out Of the Rain", I thought it was -- not what I wanted. Not as much as I wanted, anyway. It felt like there could have been so much more to it. I'm not in the habit of thinking this, but when I finished watching it I sat back and thought, you know, I really could write a better episode than that. So...I tried. This is a shooting-script format redux of From Out Of The Rain, and should conform to canon behaviour and characterisation for all involved. It is almost certainly not long enough, but the idea is there. It just needs a bit of padding. As ever, you cannot blame Doctor Who for this, but you can blame amanuensis1, who taunted me into putting my money where my mouth is. ( Carnival Show. ) | |
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| Title: Dresser Fandom: Torchwood Characters: Jack/Ianto primarily. Rating: PG-13 for shenanigans. Summary: "To be dressed by a skillful man is something to be proud of."Author's note: You can't blame Doctor Who for this. You can't even blame Jean for this one. It's all spiderine's fault for pointing out the coat thing. Actually, probably a good deal of blame rests at the feet of Dorothy Sayers, as well. ( Dresser ) | |
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| Title: Hard Bargain Fandom: Torchwood Rating: G. (wow, I know) Characters: Pre-pilot Team (Jack, Suzie, Owen, Tosh, Ianto) Spoilers: None, so far as I can tell. Summary: Pterodactyl-hunting in the Welsh countryside nets Jack Harkness an unexpected ally. ( Hard Bargain )
Title: Zero-Sum Fandom: Torchwood Rating: PG-13 Characters: Jack/Ianto implied Spoilers: Through 2.08, A Day In The Death. Summary: "I don't think that anyone has ever questioned my manners in bed before. Restaurants, cars, the course of my duties, but never in bed." "I'm not surprised. I doubt many were around long enough afterwards."Notes: This arose from a discussion spiderine and I had here. ( Ianto. A word please. ) | |
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| Title: Job Description Rating: R for sexin'. That's right. SEXIN. Pairing: *deep breath* Ianto/Tosh, Ianto/Suzie, Ianto/Owen, Ianto/Gwen, Ianto/Jack. Phew. Summary: "I can't tell if that's open-mindedness or prostitution." "I prefer to call it an unwritten line on the job description."Spoilers: Through 2.01, I suppose. Spans pre-pilot through Jack's return. ( Job Description ) | |
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| Title: The Boxing Day Doctor Who Marathon Pairing: David Tennant/John Barrowman SHUT UP. Rating: R for slash NO REALLY SHUT UP. Notes: JEAN'S FAULT HER FAULT HER FAULT HER FAULT I have so much shame. All I can do is picture one of them finding this and the horrified expression on their face. JEAN'S FAULT, MR. BARROWMAN, I'M SO SORRY. Notes, expanded: After some research and some fact-finding by the readers, I came back to this and rewrote it to more accurately reflect things like filming location and timing. If you've read this before and now it seems different, that's why. I haven't posted the old version anywhere but I do have a copy, if you prefer inaccuracy. :D Summary: John Barrowman has a mid-life crisis. David Tennant has an unhealthy obsession. Both of them have Boxing Day off. ( The Boxing Day Doctor Who Marathon ) | |
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| Title: Ignition Notes: Jack/Ianto. Set just post "Countrycide", series 1. No spoilers for S2. Rating: PG-13 Summary: Owen was still grumbling about camping and Gwen was hiding out in the medical bay most of the time and Tosh obsessively checked Rift activity to cope with what they'd seen but Ianto, gorgeous fucked-up Ianto, had taken control of the one thing from their misadventures in the countryside that he could control.First Posted 2/17/08.( Ignition ) | |
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| Title: The Doctor And Mr. Jones (Torchwood/Who crossover) Rating: R for some Jack/Ianto naughtiness, but not much. Summary: The Doctor thought he was alone in the universe -- but Torchwood is about to prove him wrong. Characters/Pairing: Jack/Ianto; otherwise, gen. Spoilers: Through 2008 Christmas Special (Dr. Who), 2.03 "To The Last Man" (Torchwood). ( 5 of 5: Homeward Bound ) | |
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| Title: The Doctor And Mr. Jones (Torchwood/Who crossover) Rating: R for some Jack/Ianto naughtiness, but not much. Summary: The Doctor thought he was alone in the universe -- but Torchwood is about to prove him wrong. Characters/Pairing: Jack/Ianto; otherwise, gen. Spoilers: Through 2008 Christmas Special (Dr. Who), 2.03 "To The Last Man" (Torchwood). ( 4 of 5: A Worthy Man ) | |
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| Title: The Doctor And Mr. Jones (Torchwood/Who crossover) Rating: R for some Jack/Ianto naughtiness, but not much. Summary: The Doctor thought he was alone in the universe -- but Torchwood is about to prove him wrong. Characters/Pairing: Jack/Ianto; otherwise, gen. Spoilers: Through 2008 Christmas Special (Dr. Who), 2.03 "To The Last Man" (Torchwood). ( 3 of 5: Our Doom And Pride ) | |
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