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| Title: The Tin Box Rating: PG-13 (all images are worksafe) Summary: Jack goes down in history. And he has the photos to prove it. Author's Notes: Thanks to Gypsy, Foxy, Amandr, Nick, Claire, Spider, C, and Thad for providing photos, inspiration, and encouragement (AND BETAS, JESUS). I know not all of these manips are perfect, but I learned a lot while doing them. If you click on each photo, there's a link to the same photo at my gallery, with commentary on my process and my thoughts. Some are more sublime than others. ( The Tin Box ) | |
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| Title: Writ In Water Rating: PG-13 Summary: "Time isn't an archive, with neat little files and labels. It's just this...heap of things that happened. You pull something off the bottom, you knock some things over. That's why we live with our messes." Notes: Written for the final round of writerinadrawer. Thanks to 51stcenturyfox for beta sparkles. Theme: Getting clean; added element, a board game. Word Count: Less than 4500 Score: 1 (+12, -11). Won the round and, thus, the game. Here lies one whose name was writ in water.-- Gravestone epitaph of John Keats ( Writ In Water ) | |
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| Title: The Harp Of My Country Survives Rating: PG Summary: Gwen catches Jack and Ianto in a private moment, long after both of them have left. Notes: Written for round 10 of writerinadrawer. Thanks to 51stcenturyfox for beta sparkles. Frankly I didn't think I had it in me to write this kind of story, this exploration of the grief Gwen must have experienced and the way she might recover Torchwood as a part of that process. But, well, here it is. Theme: Photograph (find or take a photo your character has in their possession); added element, a song title. Word Count: Less than 1500 Score: 10 (+11, -1). Won the round. ( The Harp Of My Country Survives ) | |
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| Title: We Have No Protocol For This Rating: PG-13 Summary: What, you thought bodyswap machines would be fun sex toys? Notes: Written for round 9 of writerinadrawer. Thanks to 51stcenturyfox for beta sparkles. I'd been writing really sort of dark fic, and I thought I'd do something light and bantery for a change. This resulted in my second ever negative score. Oops? :D Theme: Bodyswap; added element, a piece of candy. Word Count: Less than 1200 Score: -1 (+1, -2) ( We Have No Protocol For This ) | |
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| Title: Tuesday the 17th Rating: PG-13 Summary: Ianto and Jack begin to reach an understanding in the aftermath of Cyberwoman. Notes: Written for round 8 of writerinadrawer. Thanks to 51stcenturyfox for beta sparkles. Theme: Use a title from Psych, the TV show; added element, one fruit and one vegetable Word Count: Less than 1000 Score: 2 (+3, -1) ( Tuesday the 17th ) | |
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| Title: Four Uniforms Jack Harkness Wore (And One He Never Did) Rating: PG Summary: Jack has worn any number of uniforms, but some he won't wear. Notes: Written for round 7 of writerinadrawer. Thanks to 51stcenturyfox for beta sparkles. This story was especially popular among some of my friends, and I am still teased by Claire that nothing I write will ever compare to Uniforms. :D Theme: 4 + 1; added element, colours of the rainbow. This was also an optional round. Word Count: Less than 1000 ( Four Uniforms ) | |
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| This is the archival post for rounds 1-6 of the writerinadrawer challenge. With special thanks to: thefannishwaldo for running this and being a fantastic hardworking mod 51stcenturyfox for blowing BETA SPARKLES all over every entry And all who read and voted, both for your praise and for your criticism. Title: I Went To The Animal Fair Rating: G Summary: Torchwood contemplates the capture of an escaped zoo animal. Theme: Drabble; added element, zoo animal. Word Count: 100 Exactly Score: 12 (-1, +13). Won the round. ( I Went To The Animal Fair )Title: Show Me Your Schematics Rating: PG Summary: Jack bribes a young mechanic into helping him with a problem with his Spitfire. Notes: I regret, with this one, the low wordcount. I wanted to tell a much more complete story instead of what seems like just a scene; the idea was to show Jack introducing someone to the wonders of the universe, as an exploration of how long he has spent at this kind of thing. Theme: Favor. One of our characters needs a favor from someone; added element, a city foreign to your character. Word count: Limited To 400 Score: 3 (-1, +4). ( Show Me Your Schematics )Title: Keep Calm And Carry On Rating: PG Summary: The Torchwood archives are covered in signs, but at first Ianto doesn't understand why. Theme: Signage; added element, a hand gesture, sign or signal. Words: Limited to 500 Score: 5 (+5). Won the round. ( Keep Calm and Carry On )Title: I Know The Voices Dying Rating: PG-13 Summary: Jack decides a paradox might be a way to solve his little immortality problem, and at the moment he doesn't care who he takes with him. Notes: This is a little more disjointed than I would have liked; I wanted him to have more time to discuss paradoxes with Elisia, and I wanted his thought process to paint a more complete picture for the audience of a totally broken man, someone who has turned so far inwards that there's no discernable difference between him and a sociopath. I Know The Voices Dying is a line from TS Eliot's Prufrock. Theme: School and lessons; added element, a common school supply Words: Less than 500 Score: -2 (-4, +2) ( I Know The Voices Dying )Title: The Water's Fine Rating: PG-13 Summary: Ianto takes a leap of faith. Notes: I have to admit that I kind of stole the 'something on my face' line from a fic I'd been beta-reading, without meaning to. SORRY FOXY. Theme: Unexpected Side Effect; added element, advice from your mother Word Count: Less than 700. Score: 4 (-1, +5). Won the round. ( The Water's Fine )Title: In Loco Parentis Rating: PG Summary: Jack is retconned back to childhood, and Ianto does what he has to in order to fix it. Notes: This was the subject of some hot comment action. The biggest problem people had with it was the idea that Retcon Doesn't Work That Way, but my more pressing concern was how flat it was. The wordcount bit me on the ass again in this; I wanted to go into much more detail about Jack's feelings and reactions, and about the team reacting to Ianto's initiative-taking. C'est la vie. Theme: Amnesia; added element, a television show. Word Count: Less than 700 Score: 3 (-7, +10) ( In Loco Parentis ) | |
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| Title: On The Run From The Lunar Mafia Rating: PG-13 (language) Summary: Gareth David-Lloyd's quiet evening is interrupted by time travel. And robots. Notes: This is without a doubt the most ridiculous thing I have ever written. I was actually going to make it a semi-serious piece, and then...this came out. I don't even know, you guys. BLAME: hija_paloma is to blame for this, as illustrated here. 51stcenturyfox beta'd this hard. cruentum convinced me to post it. THEY ARE BAD PEOPLE. ( On The Run From The Lunar Mafia ) | |
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| Title: The Harkness Variations Rating: PG-13 (violence, innuendo) Summary: Ten ways Jack's life could have been different -- some better, some worse, for him and for others. Warnings: Character death. #10 has very, very mild CoE spoilers (translation: Not THAT character). BETA CREDIT JESUS: 51stcenturyfox beta'd the hell out of this. ( The Harkness Variations ) | |
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| Spoilers: Children of Earth, Day One Rating: Uh. Um. Strong PG-13? Ianto/Gwen/Jack. Summary: Surely, given that Ianto had made his own peace with Jack and Gwen's bizarre sexless love affair, they had known they were having it. Notes: BETA CREDIT!! 51stcenturyfox beta'd this leik whoa for me. ( Price ) | |
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| Title: I Make No Promises As To Historical Veracity Rating: PG Summary: Ianto copes by inventing the coffee machine. Gwen copes by crossdressing. Shortfic. Notes: Written in response to rm posting a steampunky coffeemaker and demanding a Torchwood steampunk AU. Which is not really AU so much as an unexplored branch, really. The original comment is on that post, this is the expanded and enhanced version. ( What are you doing? ) | |
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| Title: Interrogation Rating: Light R Summary: After Jack returns and John Hart departs, Ianto and Owen both get to confront Jack about his immortality in their own way. (Jack/Ianto) Notes: Something that occurred to me recently was that none of the Torchwood agents except Gwen really had the opportunity to process Jack's immortality when they found out about it, and they would naturally have questions when he returned. Thanks to mcgonagalls_cat for betaz! ( Interrogation ) | |
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| Title: I Were The Heavens Rating: PG for language Summary: A sixteen-year-old boy from Boeshane is going to win the war. The Time Agency has a vested interest in children like him -- and so does the Admiral of the Fleet. ( I Were The Heavens ) | |
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| Title: Compromise Rating: PG Characters: Team; mild Jack/Ianto Summary: After the Beacons, Ianto's inner censor is offline and Jack refuses to go home. German expressionism ensues. ( Compromise ) | |
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| Title: The Theory of Two Centres Pairings: Canon. Set post-S2. Summary: Ianto Jones woke up in a bed that wasn't his, in a flat that wasn't his, with a headache he definitely didn't remember deserving. Notes: Thanks to la_rainette, adina_atl, and spiderine for advice on fighting, firearms, italics, titles, eggs, and grammar. All are important! Chapter Seven( Chapter Eight ) | |
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| Title: The Theory of Two Centres Pairings: Canon. Set post-S2. Summary: A scholar who carries a gun. Yes, I understand. It's very hard to be both. To want to know, and to know that you can't know, that sometimes the cost of knowing is too high. Notes: Thanks to la_rainette, adina_atl, and spiderine for advice on fighting, firearms, italics, titles, eggs, and grammar. All are important! Chapter Six( Chapter Seven ) | |
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| Title: The Theory of Two Centres Pairings: Canon. Set post-S2. Summary: This is the JOKE chapter that I used in a Hallowe'en prank. It is NOT THE REAL CHAPTER SEVEN. Notes: Thanks to la_rainette, adina_atl, and spiderine for advice on fighting, firearms, italics, titles, eggs, and grammar. All are important! Chapter Six( Chapter Seven ) | |
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| Title: The Theory of Two Centres Pairings: Canon. Set post-S2. Summary: "Water pistols," Ianto observed. "We're going to save the world using water pistols." Notes: Thanks to la_rainette, adina_atl, and spiderine for advice on fighting, firearms, italics, titles, eggs, and grammar. All are important! Chapter Five( Chapter Six ) | |
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| Title: The Theory of Two Centres Pairings: Canon. Set post-S2. Summary: Well, there was the comforting thought that perhaps he hadn't been mad before and was now going mad, because Ianto Jones had always been good at taking two bad situations and combining them. Notes: Thanks to la_rainette, adina_atl, and spiderine for advice on fighting, firearms, italics, titles, eggs, and grammar. All are important! Chapter Four( Chapter Five ) | |
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| Title: The Theory of Two Centres Pairings: Canon. Set post-S2. Summary: "And I miss it so fucking much," Jack said brokenly. "And I have for so long -- " Notes: Thanks to la_rainette, adina_atl, and spiderine for advice on fighting, firearms, italics, titles, eggs, and grammar. All are important! ( Chapter Three ) | |
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| Title: The Theory of Two Centres Pairings: Canon. Set post-S2. Summary: There are things you and Jack don't talk about, but he'd probably really like it if you helped him on with his coat. It's something you used to do. Notes: Thanks to la_rainette, adina_atl, and spiderine for advice on fighting, firearms, italics, titles, eggs, and grammar. All are important! Chapter One ( Chapter Two ) | |
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| Title: The Theory of Two Centres Pairings: Canon. Set post-S2. Rating: R for eventual sex; also violence. Summary: Ianto Jones woke up in a bed that wasn't his, in a flat that wasn't his, wearing clothing that definitely wasn't his. Notes: Thanks to la_rainette, adina_atl, and spiderine for advice on fighting, firearms, italics, titles, eggs, and grammar. All are important! ( Chapter One ) | |
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| Title: Not What You're Thinking Summary: Gwen can't help but ask. Ianto can't quite resist telling. Rating: PG-13 Ships/Characters: Jack/Ianto, Gwen, Tosh. Notes: Coming up with this made me feel like a god damned genius. I love a tidy fanfic. *dusts hands* ( Not What You're Thinking ) | |
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| Title: It Was Not Death, For I Stood Up Rating: PG Summary: In the months leading up to Suzie's suicide, Ianto comes under her wing and learns from her example. Author's notes: Originally these scenes were part of a larger fic, where they served as interludes and flashbacks, but as they had nothing, ever, to do with the rest of the fic I culled them out and reworked them into something standalone. This owes much to Lady Paperclip's "Acquaint Me With Your Fuck-Ups", in which she suggested that Ianto and Suzie probably had a pretty fascinating relationship dynamic going on. ( It Was Not Death, For I Stood Up ) | |
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| Title: The Quiet Room Rating: R Couplings: (please to note that not all of these are ships) Gwen/Owen, Ianto/Tosh, Ianto/Jack, Ianto/Gwen/Jack Summary: "Inside this room, no one talks," Ianto said, his voice carefully neutral. "It isn't allowed. What goes on here stays here and, outside of it, never happened. Other than that there are no rules, in a manner of speaking." Author's Notes: This was written in response to exuberantself, who said here: Personally, I "believe" that there is a reasonably large room in the back end of the Hub where there is nothing but a lamp and a very nice bed. Inside the room, no one speaks and there are no consequences. At the end of a particularly trying day, the members of Torchwood Cardiff, in whole or part, go to it. This does not follow the details of the rest precisely, but does chase the spirit of the thing. ( The Quiet Room ) | |
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| Title: The Stainless Steel Rat Lives Forever Authors: copperbadge and madripoor_roseFandoms: Torchwood and the Stainless Steel Rat series of novels. Rating: PG-13 Summary: It was a quiet Tuesday afternoon when a beautiful, heavily armed woman fell through the Rift, and Jack swore in Esperanto and tried to hide under his desk.( The Stainless Steel Rat Lives Forever ) | |
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| Title: Care And Feeding Pairing: Jack/OMC, Jack/Ianto Rating: PG Spoilers: None, really. Notes: This is a sort of paradox; it's a chronological prequel to Nice Coat, by adina_atl, but was written second. Nice Coat is a genius of a fic and you should definitely read it first; the ideas laid out in this fic are all Adina's, I just nicked them to play around with. ( Care And Feeding ) | |
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| Title: Torchwood and Doctor Who Snippets Rating: PG-13 for language and sexual themes. Notes: So, I cleaned out my LJ the other day (I clean when I'm nervous) and found a whole bunch of old fic snippets I'd never got round to doing anything with. I thought I might as well archive them here. These aren't going to go any further, I think, but they were fun to write and I may as well share them, eh? ( Torchwood and Doctor Who Snippets ) | |
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| Title: No Word For Yes Rating: PG-13 for shenanigans Summary: Someday he will have a Jack-to-English dictionary. Though it will contain more than just the words, he supposes. And be unsuitable for children. Notes: Spoilers for Torchwood post-S2, Doctor who post-S4, with Torchwood S3 casting speculation. Thanks to adina_atl for betareading. ( No Word For Yes ) | |
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| Title: The Royal Society Rating: PG (language) Fandom: *deep breath* Torchwood/Discworld/Nero Wolfe/Lord Peter/Harry Potter/SGA/Jeeves&Wooster/Sherlock Holmes. EAT THAT. Summary: It's just a quiet game of poker among colleagues. ( There is a gap in the multiverse. ) | |
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| Title: Edgar van Scyoc Presents: Doctor Who (Sequel to Second City Torchwood) Rating: PG-13 (mainly for language) Summary: The American sci-fi drama Torchwood has been renewed for a second season. Its spinoff show, Doctor Who, is much anticipated by fans and critics alike. Managing the actors and getting scripts out on time is nothing new for executive producer Edgar van Scyoc and head writer Ellis Graveworthy, but their own relationship is evolving as well. Follow along as Torchwood defends Chicago from alien gamblers, mad scientists, tentacle monsters, and other menaces, while the Doctor visits the end of the world, a new New York, and eras of time long-past on Earth. Credit: Sketches by Mia Lee were done by bluejeans07. Most of the manips were done by me, though often the images for the manips were taken from google. Special thanks to everyone who helped with casting for Torchwood. Also thanks to hija_paloma, who let me bounce ideas off her and made interesting observations about my manips. ( Chapter One ) | |
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| Title: Edgar van Scyoc Presents: Doctor Who Rating: PG-13 (mainly for language) Summary: As Torchwood's Owen Harper weakens and Tosh and Tommy improve relations with USPAT, the Doctor comes up against one of his oldest enemies. In the meantime, Ellis gives dramatic readings, Edgar gives interviews, and Mia takes every opportunity to make gentle fun. And a new cast member joins the Torchwood crew, a blues-playing Welshman who is very far from home. ( Chapter Two ) | |
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| Title: Edgar van Scyoc Presents: Doctor Who Rating: PG-13 (mainly for language) Summary: Doctor who, gaining in its reputation as the Scariest Show on Television, brings stories of the first manned lunar landing and creatures who live in the darkness to the television, while Torchwood adapts to a team member without a body and Jack begins to face up to his past with the arrival of Captain John Hart. A Christmas Crossover brings the two shows together, and Edgar and Ellis face up to a few truths of their own. Author's Notes: The book Ellis Graveworthy reads from is called Recycling Shakespeare, by Charles Marowitz. It was written yea these many years ago, and it is my secret belief that the internet term "wank" originated with someone who had read his works. ( Chapter Three ) | |
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| Title: Edgar van Scyoc Presents: Doctor Who Rating: PG-13 (mainly for language) Summary: Torchwood and Doctor Who team up for a three-week crossover series with Dalek invasions, long-lost family, space battles, and plenty of Doctor Who mythology. Meanwhile, Edgar and Ellis attempt to maintain some semblance of a personal life. ( Chapter Four ) | |
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| Title: Edgar van Scyoc Presents: Doctor Who Rating: PG-13 (mainly for language) Summary: Gareth David-Lloyd joins the Doctor Who cast as Ross Jenkins, helping the Doctor rescue displaced hospitals and meeting William Shakespeare while Torchwood battles alien "werewolves" and confronts victims of the Rift. Meanwhile, Edgar van Scyoc shows off his new tattoo -- and Edgar and Ellis must make some hard decisions when their relationship is threatened by the press. ( Chapter Five ) | |
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| Title: Edgar van Scyoc Presents: Doctor Who Rating: PG-13 (mainly for language) Summary: With the Torchwood and Doctor Who seasons drawing to a close, we find Torchwood crossing dimensions and picking up stray physicists, while the Doctor, Rose, and Ross battle fire monsters in ancient Pompeii. Tosh has some new information to consider after meeting an alternate-universe Owen, and Professor Arthur Yana may be more than he appears... ( Chapter Six ) | |
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| Title: Edgar van Scyoc Presents: Doctor Who Rating: PG-13 (mainly for language) Summary: Torchwood is prepared to confront the man who was Professor Arthur Yana, now revealed to be a Time Lord bent on dominating Earth as his first step towards the stars. They have never needed the Doctor's help more than they do now, but the Doctor is in hiding as a human, with only Ross and Rose to protect him from a race of ruthless hunters. Behind the scenes, Edgar and Ellis receive a very surprising visitor, and Edgar makes a decision about his relationship with his head writer. ( Chapter Seven ) | |
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| Title: Five Stories Sam Won't Write And One He Did By Accident Fandoms: Torchwood, Doctor Who, and SGA Rating: PG-13, I suppose. I'm not sure how to rate implicit sex with frondy aliens. Summary: Extended summaries of five fanfics I'm never going to write, and one fanfic that I wrote accidentally while trying to write a summary for it. Spoilers: Through the end of S2 for Torchwood and SGA, S4 for Doctor Who ( 1. Typing, Telephones, Light Filing - Torchwood/Who, Donna/Jack/Ianto )( 2. The One On The Right Is On The Left - SGA, hints of McKay/Sheppard )( 3. Please, Don't Ask - SGA, Sheppard/Other, Sheppard/McKay )( 4. Employee Assessment - Torchwood, Gen )( 5. Talking is Overrated - Torchwood, Jack/Ianto, Ianto/Gwen )( 6. Stupid Human Tricks -- Torchwood/Who crossover, Jack/Ianto, Jack/OAC ( ) | |
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| Title: All That I Ain't Got Rating: PG Summary: The letters exchanged between Jack and Ianto during the three month time period of " Won't You Come Home To Me". Author's Notes: 1. Read the prequel first. No, really. It's short and painless. 2. Fuck postage stamps. I am not so dedicated to my art that I'm going to look up what kind of stamp would go on a postcard from Nairobi to Cardiff. 3. Jack's handwriting font, I think you all should know, is called "Attract More Women". 3a. That petting-zoo joke is all me. Sorry, Wales. ( All That I Ain't Got ) | |
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| Title: Won't You Come Home To Me Rating: PG Summary: Jack doubles back on himself, and Ianto is left to arrange matters. Notes: Having been linked by martyfan to a list of fics where Jack crosses his own timeline, I noticed that most if not all of them were terribly bittersweet. So I decided to write a funny one, and this is it. I originally said I wasn't going to post the letters between Jack and Ianto during this fic, but then I changed my mind. You should read this first, though, so you understand All That I Ain't Got. ( Won't You Come Home To Me ) | |
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| Title: Troublemaker (In A Nice Suit) Rating: G Summary: Afon Jones was a tailor with a shop convenient to the Plass and a son called Troublemaker. Notes: Normally I wouldn't announce the fact that I wrote this in forty minutes, but it's my justification against the fact that I announced I wasn't going to write anything new until I'd finished my WiPs. ( Ianto loved his father's shop. ) | |
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| Oooh, artlinks! Long overdue. utility_knife, who did the lovely illos for the Hiatus Continuations, has done two more for Jack & Ellis -- you can find them here, along with a drawing from Deathly Hallows and some art for the show Reaper. (I like the second J&E especially; Clare's dress is awesome.) Also, johanirae has done an illustration from Dresser, Ianto helping Jack on with his coat. It's a pretty unique style for Torchwood fanart; very much what a manga of Dresser would look like, I imagine. :) | |
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| Title: Naked Rating: PG-13, for...naked, I guess. :D Summary: Jack thinks this is all about him (Jack would). That's okay.Authors' Notes: This is a sort of sequel, sort of coda to "Dresser". I was hesitant to post it because I love Dresser and it stands so well on its own, but there it was, waiting to be written. I've done a little tiny bit of handwaving in the last section, but only to correct a random canonical plot hole. :D ( Naked ) | |
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| Title: Manchild Rating: G Summary: "So we made a new rule: if you shoot the Captain you buy dinner." ( Manchild ) | |
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| Title: Sleeping My Way To The Top Rating: PG Summary: "I quit. You be leader." "Nice coat. Want a job?"( Sleeping My Way To The Top ) | |
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| Title: First Day Rating: PG Summary: "Ianto Jones. I hired him last night after he almost got me killed by a pterodactyl. Good times."( First Day ) | |
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